Blaze Eastside

Doesn't Recommend

cdseal

Joined 5 years ago

Blaze on past...... Nice atmosphere and fantastic Sprite but that's about as far as I can recommend this joint. I got a pork chop with macaroni and cheese. Porkchop was lukewarm while I beleive the mac and cheese came directly from the bowels of hell and seemed to have an invisible incindiary device lodged somewhere under it that kept the temperature well out of edible range for 15 minutes or so. I think T.Boone Pickens could harness this stuff as part of a national energy independence strategy. Pork Chop was a fusion attempt gone awry. It just didn't fuse. My girlfriend got a cheeseburger that would have looked fantastic in a photograph but was 4 times the height of the average human bite range. Maybe Mick Jaagger could got his lips around it but my girlfriend just stared at it and then looked at her fork and knife, mentally formulating a strategic plan to actually eat it. Hockey puckish was an apt description. Service was pretty poor. I think our waitress was hiding in the bathroom.